I'm reckless, adventurous, curious and careless. I'm a hopeless dreamer, and my ambitions have been known to get the best of me. I spend most of my time in my head, and on occasion, when I decide to come down, I'll have something extra to share that's separate from my other two blogs. I'll do so here.
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Actually, dear, I’m MORE than ok. I’m AWESOME. ;)
But seriously, did I just make it onto the first spoof poster of this campaign? WINNING.
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“HEY. HEY MARK. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF MY NOSE WAS STUCK TO YOUR FACE? HOW WOULD YOU DRIVE TO WORK? HOW WOULD YOU PUT ON A SHIRT?
YOU ARE A VERY STRANGE WOMAN
I’M NOT THE ONE WHO HAS A GIRL’S NOSE STUCK TO THEIR FACE. HOW WILL YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM? WILL YOU HAVE TO BUY TWO SEATS ON AIRPLANES?
HOW WILL YOU BLOW YOUR NOSE?
IT’S YOUR NOSE NOW. YOUR FACE NOSE. YOU’D BETTER FIGURE THAT OUT.” -ATIAC
This pretty well sums up the last five years of my life. Happy Anniversary, boyfriend!
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Happy Birthday, Pablo Picasso!
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Story of my life
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YOU JUST THINK YOU’RE GOD’S GIFT TO WOMEN, DON’T YOU?
I’m Ryan Gosling.
I KNOW. YOU SON OF A BITCH.
Do you want to sit in my lap?
OF COURSE I DO. EVERYONE DOES.
